Move over, Tanning Mom. Hot Dog Hooker is here.

Catherine Scalia, 45, pleaded guilty to prostitution charges after an undercover officer bought two hot dogs for $5 out of her privately owned camper-turned-food truck.

Scalia then allegedly offered some ass as a side dish.

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That's when she was placed under arrest and hauled to jail for five days, until Tuesday, when she was released. Smiling, cheering, and grabbing her breasts, she said that she will be "open for business as early" as today.

One can only hope.

According to the police, the officer asked about the specials and Scalia offered a striptease later that night for $100 at her East Rockaway home.

The cop showed up and said Scalia wanted to perform sex acts for an additional $50. She was placed under arrest and charged with prostitution.



"I plead guilty to stripping," said Scalia. "Not prostitution, prostitution is sex and I am Sister Theresa here." NOTE: She did actually plead guilty.

"I'm sexy and I know it," screamed Scalia as she addressed the media outside the jailhouse. "If Pamela Anderson can show her T--, so can I."

Because that makes perfect sense. In any case, she reassured her fans:

"I'll be in Baldwin, selling my hot dogs in my bikini top at the Pep Boys."

The judge, incidentally, ordered Scalia to get a psychiatric evaluation as a condition of her release. If she does not, it's back to jail for 90 days.