Khloe Kardashian covers the Sex Affair of Cosmopolitan this month, which is funny for two reasons:

Isn't every affair of Cosmopolitan the Sex Issue?
Is Khloe Kardashian the aboriginal being you anticipate of - heck, the aboriginal being you anticipate of in her own ancestors - back you anticipate of sex?


In an account with the publication, the absoluteness brilliant dishes on aggregate from counterbalance accretion to naked cooking. Read on a few excerpts:

On Kris Jenner, Momager: “Listen, my mom believes in us added than we accept in ourselves. But she is additionally our administrator and aggravating to assure our brand. She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat appropriate now.’ If she were aloof my manager, I’d accept accursed her appropriate then. You can’t allocution to me like that.”

What affectionate gestures does she accomplish for bedmate Lamar Odom? "I baker for him naked."

Will she anytime be a mother? "Lamar and I absolutely demand kids, and back it happens for us, it will happen."