Troubled brilliant Lindsay Lohan was the instigator, aggressor and drink-tosser in her latest bistro affray ... according to a attestant who is apparently lying.

We've been boxy critics of Lindsay in the past, but axle apocryphal accusations on the babe is acceptable a above action in Hollywood these days. Cut the BS.

The witness, who was with the added babe complex in the latest argument with Lohan, says the accomplished affair began afterwards a above misunderstanding.


The babe was blind out at the berth abutting to Lindsay's aback Lohan broke her on the accept aggressively and asked, "Did you bang into me?"

The babe denied the bump, and appropriate the absolute culprit could accept been one of the guys in Lindsay's group. She again acicular to one of the men.

Lindsay replied, according to the witness, "That's my dad ... why would he bang me?" The babe again attempt back, "You go clubbing with your dad?"

That's aback Lindsay airtight and told the babe off, and one or both concluded up with affair befuddled in their faces, depending on who you believe.

Michael Lohan, who originally came to advice Linds afterwards her abettor hit a car in the parking lot, again backward to adhere out, affective her and bailed.

Michael denies his babe chucked any beverages and says it was Lindsay who was accosted and the almsman of the aerial booze at the club.

Either way, the added babe is currently belief her acknowledged options. Big shocker. Sources abutting to Lindsay say her dad is cogent the accurate story.

Hey, there's a argent lining: Michael and Lindsay on the aforementioned page! And alike blind out together! Sometimes affliction brings you together.

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