Angelina Jolie is OFFICIALLY pregnant, according to a non-reliable celebrity news source. You heard it there first, and in 99.9% likelihood, incorrectly!

This is the second tabloid to make Angelina Jolie pregnant in a month. It's her own fault, making comments that she might be expanding her brood.

Maybe. Eventually. They don't rule it out. That's it. She also likes getting in bed with Brad, so basically, she's gotta be knocked up. We're convinced.

Ange did say recently, "I could end up pregnant." Could. She also said "I love being pregnant!" In general. Not right now. Yet OK! still cranks out this:

Oh, but lest we thought OK! were just joshing us, a "source close to the Oscar-winner" reveals that Angelina is having her seventh child and NOT adopting it!

In other words, she's (totally not) pregnant, this (not) reliable source says!

"She's almost three months along," the faux Deep Throat dished. "It's not something she wants to officially announce but she's telling a select group of people."

SIDE NOTE: None of whom are actual humans.

"Angelina is really savoring every moment. She loves being pregnant. She's been having a tough time with morning sickness but says it's all worth it."

That's good at least. Wouldn't want a fake pregnancy to feel not worthwhile.